Total Medals Earned: 2,885 (From 456 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,620 Points
Medals Earned: 9/15 (80/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Play with cheats
Click on both the Credits Heads
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Find the first secret area!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/70 points)
Fail the first level
Bump into a locked door in the third level.
Beat the game and read the ending
Pick up the spray without the glasses in the fourth level
Bump into the second door of the seventh level
Beat the whole game without closing the browser and coming back
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 8/30 (45/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 8/13 (95/420 points)
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6