Total Medals Earned: 2,885 (From 456 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,620 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Just shoot the hell out of those bastards.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 8/10 (105/255 points)
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
collect 150 candies
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/305 points)
Reached Act I
Reached Act III
Viewed the credits so I don't get sued
Reached Act II
Reached Act IV
Prevented oncoming traffic from inconveniencing you
Suffered the wrath of your old pal
Walked down the street and killed a zombie
Showed your love for an unwanted second appearance
Increased ratings, improved the economy
This is for damaging certain property
Saved the city from absolute destruction
Went 200,000 leagues under the sea to infiltrate the hideout
Ended a gentlemen's career
Destroyed Osama X
Found the secrets menu
Killed Osama
Shot down helicopters while enjoying a cab ride
Defeated the game
Medals Earned: 19/20 (405/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/190 points)
Chop down a tree.
Finish viewing the help
Finish a level.
Finish 4 levels, getting 3 stars in each level
Finish 8 levels, getting 3 stars in each level
Finish all the levels in the game.
Finish 12 levels, getting 3 stars in each level
Finish the game, with 3 stars per level and get the trophy!
Medals Earned: 13/14 (305/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete first five missions
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/100 points)
Dig a Ground Block
Complete level #1
Kill a pest
Get killed by a thorn
Complete level #5
Complete all 10 levels!